http://www.horsedrownings.com Horsedrownings.com features irreverent, crass, sometimes childish and ignorant humor through original articles, cartoons, and comics. 2008 Money Laundry Productions scott@horsedrownings.com (Scott Urmson) http://www.horsedrownings.com/images/horsedrowningsrss.png http://www.horsedrownings.com http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_091206_birdshitsongooglemaps.html Birds show their disdain for Google Inc. the old fashioned way. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_091206_birdshitsongooglemaps.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_091205_theoryoftheday.html I don't want to give it away, but there's both furries and hobbits involved. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_091205_theoryoftheday.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_091204_funkallyall.html Recommendation of a kick ass funk album. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_091204_funkallyall.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_091107_number1reasontoneverskateboard.html Come find out the hard way what a 'credit card' is! It's fun! Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_091107_number1reasontoneverskateboard.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090929_tappingintotheuniversalsubconscious.html Pulling innocent terms out of the ether of your mind and learning their dark origins. Tue, 29 Sept 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090929_tappingintotheuniversalsubconscious.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090720_whamobubblethingunitesworldpeaceensues.html The answer to war, right in front of our faces all along. Who knew? Mon, 20 July 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090720_whamobubblethingunitesworldpeaceensues.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090719_theholyshitmoviereviewspecimen.html A movie about oedipus syndromed pyrokinetic tub soakers. Sun, 19 July 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090719_theholyshitmoviereviewspecimen.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090516_amindisaterriblethingtowaste.html The mind gives you the most obscure info. Just ask. Sat, 16 May 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090516_amindisaterriblethingtowaste.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_090315_aswatg2.html Back up your fat mouth, fool. Walk the walk. Sun, 15 Mar 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_090315_aswatg2.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090214_pinedavsperrycagematch.html The final verdict regarding these two Journey frontmen end in bloodbath. Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090214_pinedavsperrycagematch.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090210_theoryoftheday.html Listening to some old-school hip hop led me on a path to unfolding truth. Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090210_theoryoftheday.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090209_mynewfavoriteshowmiamivice.html A brilliant show from the 80's that many younger people know of, but never actually watched. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090209_mynewfavoriteshowmiamivice.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090205_alkaprielianhometownsuperhero.html Shining the spotlight of recognition and appreciation on local nutbar television personalities. Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090205_alkaprielianhometownsuperhero.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090201_eagamespayolaforplay.html Just as they have the right to sell a product, I have the right to call them douches. Sun, 01 Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090201_eagamespayolaforplay.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090122_guiltypleasuresdavidbowie.html Some would debate, but I've got arguments to back up my allegations. Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090122_guiltypleasuresdavidbowie.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090121_spottingthemomentofadulthood.html Seeking out examples of odd moments where you realize you've truly become an adult. Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090121_spottingthemomentofadulthood.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090120_rebornscreepiestdollsintheworld.html Capitalizing on the frail psyches of the bearers of failed wombs everywhere.. Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090120_rebornscreepiestdollsintheworld.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_090118_animini006_walter.html All I wanted was a refill on my water. This service sucks. Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_090118_animini006_walter.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090117_highwaytothedangerzone.html The heroic tale of how I almost crapped my pants in public going 120mph on a rollercoaster. Sat, 17 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090117_highwaytothedangerzone.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090116_reviewingtheproductfromhell.html It's the difference between re-gifting something and busting it for the greater good. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090116_reviewingtheproductfromhell.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090115_5abstractthingstoaccomplishin2009.html A list of improbable dreams and a new found will to achieve them. Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090115_5abstractthingstoaccomplishin2009.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090114_anoriginallistofdirtytitlesformovies.html Satisfying the day's demand for some skatological humor. Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090114_anoriginallistofdirtytitlesformovies.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive/archive_090113_wheniwasyouragethecandybag.html Personal accounts of stupid childhood memories involving snacks revealed in a prophetic conversation of the distant future. Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090113_wheniwasyouragethecandybag.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive/archive_090109_mythsofdreamingbitchslapped.html Too many people believe you can't see colors in dreams. Time to set the record straight and then some. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090109_mythsofdreamingbitchslapped.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090108_nintendowiisimplemindssimplepleasures.html Happy chimps rejoice! The era of reflex-test gaming has returned! Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090108_nintendowiisimplemindssimplepleasures.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090106_dinnertheatrelarpingmeetsfood.html A tale of dragons, mystical wizards, and cranberry salad! Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_090106_dinnertheatrelarpingmeetsfood.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_081014_mightymorphindemonfaces.html For the Halloween season, we list the top 6 YouTube videos featuring demon face morphing effects. Mon, 14 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_081014_mightymorphindemonfaces.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_081012_howtopickupchicksonmyspace.html Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the smoothest mack daddy to ever grace the keyboard and mouse? Sun, 12 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_081012_howtopickupchicksonmyspace.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080925_confessionsofakarateschooldropout.html Practical application of Karate is completely useless. Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080925_confessionsofakarateschooldropout.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080923_thescariestmovieevermade.html Just in time for Halloween, we explore a movie fabled as scary enough to end you. Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080923_thescariestmovieevermade.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080919_theoryoftheday.html We like to expose the double-lives of celebrities. This time we find out why Carrie Bradshaw wants to rock. Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080919_theoryoftheday.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080918_funwithdisrespect.html Living in the moment gives you more confidence than you would normally hold. I'll teach you. Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080918_funwithdisrespect.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080908_animini005_futuredad.html In the distant future, parenting will take a new, darker turn. Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080908_animini005_futuredad.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080720_unintentionallyentertaining.html Sometimes you get a junk email that turns out to be rather entertaining. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080720_unintentionallyentertaining.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080717_themanypsychosesofcrispinglover.html See how a genuinely psychotic man can thrive in Hollywood. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080717_themanypsychosesofcrispinglover.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080717_hereisitbrokenhearted.html New concepts of measurement in daily bathroom activity are unveiled here. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080717_hereisitbrokenhearted.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080716_thejerkyboysprankphonecallchampions.html A celebration of the undisputed, undefeated prank call heavyweight champions of the world. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080716_thejerkyboysprankphonecallchampions.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080714_mybuddyandmeachildsanguish.html A cherished toy ripped down at its prime for an entire generation of children who said shit. Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080714_mybuddyandmeachildsanguish.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080713_bobandtomsuckfatrods.html If you enjoy fake conversations with comedians and the incessant cackles of happy dolphins, this show is for you. Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080713_bobandtomsuckfatrods.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080711_thetriumvirateofassholegamers.html Three crucial online gamer personalities and how to stifle their antics. Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080711_thetriumvirateofassholegamers.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080705_loveletterstorammstein.html When you see a concert, you go to see a show. Learn what a real show is all about. Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080705_loveletterstorammstein.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080630_animini004_itshardouthereforagiant.html Giants have a bad rep, but don't believe the hype. They's cool. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080630_animini004_itshardouthereforagiant.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_080622_aswatg1.html They insist they're the best, but we find out they're full of crap. Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_080622_aswatg1.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080608_learntocookdumbass.html This German man isn't winning any cooking contests with his well-done wang surprise. Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080608_learntocookdumbass.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080526_animini003_goldenopportunity.html Perv is a sad, sad man. Watch as he be blinded by the illusion of opportunity. Mon, 26 May 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080526_animini003_goldenopportunity.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_080428_floppos5.html Our buddy fought the law; I think you know the rest. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_080428_floppos5.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080330_mrrogerspart2.html The conclusion to the best Mister Rogers humor the internet has to offer. Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080330_mrrogerspart2.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080329_thegnrgauntletoraxltakesittothesack.html Why Axl Rose's nuts should be driven to a pulp. Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080329_thegnrgauntletoraxltakesittothesack.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080325_iknowwhopoopedinmyface.html The best movie review Lindsay Lohan has read about herself to date. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080325_iknowwhopoopedinmyface.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080302_mrrogerspart1.html The best Mister Rogers humor the internet has to offer. Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080302_mrrogerspart1.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080215_hailtotheking.html Learn who to really vote for this year. Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080215_hailtotheking.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080209_giovanniribisireignssupreme.html Learn about a kick-ass actor. Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080209_giovanniribisireignssupreme.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080204_animini002_spaceboyz.html Outer space is hard on a pimp. Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080204_animini002_spaceboyz.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080201_dichotomyofmanlinessinvideogames.html A glimpse of two video games that polarize the spectrum of manliness. Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080201_dichotomyofmanlinessinvideogames.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080126_animini001.html New line of cartoon shorts - The first of many more to come! Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080126_animini001.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080122_howtobeamorosedouche.html Learn how to be a darker spirit of a human! It's fun! Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080122_howtobeamorosedouche.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_071118_rivetingtelevisedcompetitionofolympicproportions.html The best programming 1993 has to offer in the UK. Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_071118_rivetingtelevisedcompetitionofolympicproportions.html http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_071117_beardymanisanameyoushouldlearn.html Find out why beatboxing is better than coitus. Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_071117_beardymanisanameyoushouldlearn.html