Horsedrownings.com RSS Feed http://www.horsedrownings.com Horsedrownings.com features irreverent, crass, sometimes childish and ignorant humor through original articles, cartoons, and comics. 2008 Money Laundry Productions scott@horsedrownings.com (Scott Urmson) http://www.horsedrownings.com/images/horsedrowningsrss.png Horsedrownings.com RSS Feed http://www.horsedrownings.com Mighty Morphin' Demon Faces http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_081014_mightymorphindemonfaces.html For the Halloween season, we list the top 6 YouTube videos featuring demon face morphing effects. Mon, 14 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_081014_mightymorphindemonfaces.html How To Pick Up Chicks On Myspace http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_081012_howtopickupchicksonmyspace.html Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the smoothest mack daddy to ever grace the keyboard and mouse? Sun, 12 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_081012_howtopickupchicksonmyspace.html Confessions of a Karate School Dropout http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080925_confessionsofakarateschooldropout.html Practical application of Karate is completely useless. Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080925_confessionsofakarateschooldropout.html The Scariest Movie Ever Made http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080923_thescariestmovieevermade.html Just in time for Halloween, we explore a movie fabled as scary enough to end you. Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080923_thescariestmovieevermade.html Theory Of The Day - Sept. 19th, 2008 http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080919_theoryoftheday.html We like to expose the double-lives of celebrities. This time we find out why Carrie Bradshaw wants to rock. Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080919_theoryoftheday.html Fun With Disrespect http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080918_funwithdisrespect.html Living in the moment gives you more confidence than you would normally hold. I'll teach you. Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080918_funwithdisrespect.html Animinis #5: Future Dad http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080908_animini005_futuredad.html In the distant future, parenting will take a new, darker turn. Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080908_animini005_futuredad.html Unintentionally Entertaining http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080720_unintentionallyentertaining.html Sometimes you get a junk email that turns out to be rather entertaining. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080720_unintentionallyentertaining.html The Many Psychoses of Crispin Glover http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080717_themanypsychosesofcrispinglover.html See how a genuinely psychotic man can thrive in Hollywood. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080717_themanypsychosesofcrispinglover.html Here I Sit Broken Hearted http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080717_hereisitbrokenhearted.html New concepts of measurement in daily bathroom activity are unveiled here. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080717_hereisitbrokenhearted.html The Jerky Boys: Prank Phonecall Champions http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080716_thejerkyboysprankphonecallchampions.html A celebration of the undisputed, undefeated prank call heavyweight champions of the world. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080716_thejerkyboysprankphonecallchampions.html My Buddy and Me: A Childs Anguish http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080714_mybuddyandmeachildsanguish.html A cherished toy ripped down at its prime for an entire generation of children who said shit. Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080714_mybuddyandmeachildsanguish.html Bob and Tom Suck Fat Rods http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080713_bobandtomsuckfatrods.html If you enjoy fake conversations with comedians and the incessant cackles of happy dolphins, this show is for you. Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080713_bobandtomsuckfatrods.html The Triumvirate of Asshole Gamers http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080711_thetriumvirateofassholegamers.html Three crucial online gamer personalities and how to stifle their antics. Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080711_thetriumvirateofassholegamers.html Love Letters To Rammstein http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080705_loveletterstorammstein.html When you see a concert, you go to see a show. Learn what a real show is all about. Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080705_loveletterstorammstein.html Animinis #4: It's Hard Out Here For A Giant http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080630_animini004_itshardouthereforagiant.html Giants have a bad rep, but don't believe the hype. They's cool. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080630_animini004_itshardouthereforagiant.html Arrogant Skiers Who Aren't That Good #1 http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_080622_aswatg1.html They insist they're the best, but we find out they're full of crap. Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_080622_aswatg1.html Learn To Cook, Dumbass http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080608_learntocookdumbass.html This German man isn't winning any cooking contests with his well-done wang surprise. Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080608_learntocookdumbass.html Animinis #3: Golden Opportunity http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080526_animini003_goldenopportunity.html Perv is a sad, sad man. Watch as he be blinded by the illusion of opportunity. Mon, 26 May 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080526_animini003_goldenopportunity.html Floppos Webcomic #5 http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_080428_floppos5.html Our buddy fought the law; I think you know the rest. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/webcomics/archive_080428_floppos5.html Mister Rogers: The Internet's Magna Opera Collection Part 2 http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080330_mrrogerspart2.html The conclusion to the best Mister Rogers humor the internet has to offer. Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080330_mrrogerspart2.html The GnR Gauntlet or Axl Takes It To The Sack http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080329_thegnrgauntletoraxltakesittothesack.html Why Axl Rose's nuts should be driven to a pulp. Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080329_thegnrgauntletoraxltakesittothesack.html I Know Who Pooped In My Face http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080325_iknowwhopoopedinmyface.html The best movie review Lindsay Lohan has read about herself to date. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080325_iknowwhopoopedinmyface.html Mister Rogers: The Internet's Magna Opera Collection Part 1 http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080302_mrrogerspart1.html The best Mister Rogers humor the internet has to offer. Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080302_mrrogerspart1.html Hail To The KING! http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080215_hailtotheking.html Learn who to really vote for this year. Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080215_hailtotheking.html Giovanni Ribisi Reigns Supreme http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080209_giovanniribisireignssupreme.html Learn about a kick-ass actor. Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080209_giovanniribisireignssupreme.html Animinis #2 - Spaceboyz http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080204_animini002_spaceboyz.html Outer space is hard on a pimp. Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080204_animini002_spaceboyz.html Dichotomy of Manliness In Video Games http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080201_dichotomyofmanlinessinvideogames.html A glimpse of two video games that polarize the spectrum of manliness. Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080201_dichotomyofmanlinessinvideogames.html Introducing Ani-Minis http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080126_animini001.html New line of cartoon shorts - The first of many more to come! Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/cartoons/archive_080126_animini001.html How To Be A Morose Douche http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080122_howtobeamorosedouche.html Learn how to be a darker spirit of a human! It's fun! Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_080122_howtobeamorosedouche.html Riveting Televised Competition of Olympic Proportions http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_071118_rivetingtelevisedcompetitionofolympicproportions.html The best programming 1993 has to offer in the UK. Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_071118_rivetingtelevisedcompetitionofolympicproportions.html Beardyman Is A Name You Should Learn http://www.horsedrownings.com/articles/archive_071117_beardymanisanameyoushouldlearn.html Find out why beatboxing is better than coitus. 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