Cinderella Costume #1

Here she is—the most beautiful beauty queeeeen.

F.R.I.E.N.D. Wars Season 3

You can't stop this train. It doesn't make sense, nor does it have to.

F.R.I.E.N.D. Wars Season 2

In continuation of the harassment of a dear friend, season 2 spawned with a quickness.

Mr. Rogers Avatar

A Mister Rogers avatar originally made for myspace.com.

Lost Appetite

Fun with photography.

Toys For Twats

First drawing with a tablet pen.

I Forgive You Mike Tyson

A mural dedicated to the man himself.

Cinderella Costume #2

I'm a princess! Off with your head!

F.R.I.E.N.D. Wars Season 1

Starting as a picture of shear randomness, became a contest challenged in pure obnoxiousness.

Interstellar Spoon Queefs Get Sued

A newspaper article depicting ISQ's most infamous scuffle with the US legal system.

Evolution of Douchery

A lame test picture.

Gap Kids Ad

Excellence in marketing. Why won't they listen to me?

Keith David Picture

A picture worthy of bringing peace to the world. Holy and divine be it.

Butt Dumplings #1

Masterful artwork by Senior Brian.

Butt Dumplings #2

Picasso is an ass-o in comparison.

Butt Nuggets

Michaelangelo stole heavily from Brian.

Butt Nugget Seal

You cannot escape the grasp of he.

Kidney On Ice

Radiance blooms from the loins of such artwork.

Poo Band

Flowers can never smell as sweet as this masterpiece.

Chicken Wing and Poo Mafia

I cannot believe. I will not believe. Nothing is greater.

Poop Tarts

It's like a fuzzy coma of comfort and love. Beaming brilliance.

Poo Pudding

Happiness is only a click and a look away. Art at it's finest.