An Original List of Dirty Titles For Movies

An Original List of Dirty Titles For Movies

-January 14th, 2009 by Scott Urmson

I've decided to contribute a list of dirty movie titles that I came up with today and elaborate on each one with tagline and plot briefs. I didn't research whether or not these are 100% unique ideas or not, because really, who fucking cares? Enjoy.

1. The Buttfucker Proxy

Tag: "Non-stop laughs result when a man decides he won't stop until his ass is wider than his ass!"

Plot: Tim Robbins attempts to stretch his ass wider than a hoola hoop in this zany comedy/rim-expansion niche film. Paul Newman co-stars.

 

2. Spooged

Tag: "These ghosts are here with a special warning, 'Watch your eyes'!"

Plot: Bill Murray gets frosted for like 90 minutes. Special appearance by Bob "Bobcat" Goldthwaite.

 

3. About Schit

Tag: "Terry Schit has a lot to learn about being a Schit."

Plot: Terry Schit has a problem. Due to a common misconception revolving around his last name, he constantly finds himself in relationships with total skat freaks! To make matters worse, when he tells them that he is not into poo and his interest lies in vomit, they leave him. In the midst if this emotional chaos his world is double flipped when he meets Kathy Bates, who is both a skat and vomit freak. She has him questioning his view of his own concrete beliefs when she one night bricks in his mouth. This whimsical, light-hearted tale is a must see! Critic Jefferson Bindles says, "He did it again!".

 

4. Schwingers

Tag: "Cocks first. Questions later."

Plot: Trent tries to help his lovesick friend Mike get over his woes by taking him off on a night in the town to slummy dives and bars where they get drunk and play swords with dishwashers and random vagrants all night. The swashbuckling fun doesn't stop until 6am!

 

5. One Blew Onto the Cuckoo's Chest

Tag: "Am I crazy or is that a plastic spork in your ass?"

Plot: Jack Nicholson gets locked up in a lunatic asylum, where he starts a patient rebellion against the evil Nurse Crankit; and when I say 'rebellion', I really mean 'fudge-party'. Also see Nicholson's noteworthy skat encore in About Schit. Critics say he's "hard to imitate".

 

6. Camp Nohair

Tag: "No parents, no counselors, no jail time."

Tag: "No parents, no counselors, no cops."

Plot: Christopher Lloyd buys Nestle Crunch bars wholesale so he gets the cool boxes like you see in the convenient stores. All the neighborhood kids think that's super cool, but all their parents want them to go to summer camp. What a match made in heaven. Christopher Lloyd plays grab-ass in exchange for candy bars in this 80 minute comedy that leaves critics saying, "What tha?..."

Lastly, we have a list of names that are note-worthy, but just didn't quite make the cut:

• Police Sodomy 4: Citizens On My Pole
• The Fist and The Furriest
• Done In 60 Seconds
• Chronicles of Red-dick
• She's Having a Baby... See Why