Mighty Morphin' Demon Faces

For the Halloween season, we list the top 6 YouTube videos featuring demon face morphing effects.

How To Pick Up Chicks On Myspace

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the smoothest mack daddy to ever grace the keyboard and mouse?

Confessions of a Karate School Dropout

Practical application of Karate is completely useless.

The Scariest Movie Ever Made

Just in time for Halloween, we explore a movie fabled as being scary enough to end you.

Theory Of The Day - Sept. 19th, 2008

We like to expose the double-lives of celebrities. This time we find out why Carrie Bradshaw wants to rock.

Fun With Disrespect

Living in the moment gives you more confidence than you would normally hold. I'll teach you.

Unintentionally Entertaining

Sometimes you get a junk email that turns out to be rather entertaining.

The Many Psychoses of Crispin Glover

See how a genuinely psychotic man can thrive in Hollywood.

Here I Sit Broken Hearted

New concepts of measurement in daily bathroom activity are unveiled here.

The Jerky Boys: Prank Phonecall Champions

Celebrating the undisputed, undefeated prank call champions of the world.

My Buddy and Me: A Child's Anguish

A cherished toy ripped down at it's prime for an entire generation of children who could swear in movies.

Bob and Tom Suck Fat Rods

If you enjoy fake conversations with comedians and the incessant cackles of happy dolphins, this show is for you.

The Triumvirate of Asshole Gamers

Three crucial online gamer personalities and how to stifle their antics.

Love Letters To Rammstein

When you see a concert, you go to see a show. Learn what a real show is all about.

Learn To Cook, Dumbass

This German man isn't winning any cooking contests with his well-done wang surprise.

Mister Rogers' Tainted Internet Presence Part 2

This epic conclusion uncovers once and for all the man we called our neighbor.

The Gn'R Gauntlet or Axl Takes It To The Sack

The best alternative given in case Chinese Democracy never sees the light of day.

I Know Who Killed Me Sucked Balls

Learn why I'd rather kill the ones behind the camera rather than Lindsay Lohan.

Mister Rogers' Tainted Internet Presence Part 1

See how our old neighbor Fred lives on through the internet.

Hail To The KING!

Stop arguing about who took sniper-fire in Bosnia and see who really deserves the 2008 presidential vote.

Why Giovanni Ribisi Is A Cinema King And You're Not

He can even play a retard the likes of Tom Hanks.

Dichotomy of Manliness In Video Games

Why can't there just be a game about a normal dude?

How To Be A Morose Douche

Here's a step-by-step program to how you too can complain about everything you choose in life.

Riveting Televised Competition of Olympic Proportions

Things are different from fifteen years ago. Very different.

Beardyman Is A Name You Should Learn

Olive Garden and Beardyman: A dreamer's paradise.

Call It An Exercise Video

Quantities are low, but still available for order.

Even Still; Sam Raimi Is Forgiven

The Japanese are good at many things. Horror movies are not one of them.

Contrast Like A TV Knob, This Guy

Edward Norton has played a wealth of characters - from ruthless to ridiculous.

Theory Of The Day - 05/15/07

Talented musician, or talented actress? Both are debatable, but regardless, make up your mind, sir/maim.

The Stench That Is Evanescence

The only music review you'll ever need regarding this sad-bastard opera of poop.

And Then Batman Cohabitated With Robin

I'm just saying; they're kinda weird.

Wanna Start A Rumble?

The ultimate cage-match proposal.

Theory Of The Day - 01/10/07

Steve Perry and Keanu Reeves have a secret they're keeping from you.

Enough Already

They're not real horses, you stupid ass.

Small World

The Friendly's attack ; true stories from the road.

Clit Clit Boom

Why today's pop-metal lyrics are equal to a seventh-grader's tantrum.

The Cool Kid

He was just a character from a show we watched as kids... Or was he a fourth dimension being?

Theory Of The Day - 11/29/06

They have retard strength for a reason. No one realizes yet their true power.

Television Show And Movie Proposal

Why won't Hollywood listen to me?!

The Omen Blew Ass

Halloween is ruined by another shitty movie.

IE Eats Flesh Eclairs

An article that puncutates my then lack of knowledge, yet displays creativity.

Fuck Pluto

Pluto is no longer a planet. Astrologists now offering refunds for all predictions.