This show looks like it has all the sexiness of a hysterectomy patient en route back to the car. It’s got the dryness and rigidity of the anti-Elvis movement smothered in saltpeter. “Um, salutations. Reservation for McMillan and wife?.. Mmm, this place looks lovely, dear– watch your step. Ooo, mmyes…”

Listen to old Black Sabbath stuff and you’ll hear Ozzy Osbourne often says, “Yeeah!!” at the end of most verses. I wonder if it’s the music in his soul, or if he’s just self-applauding the fact he got through the lyrics like, “nailed it!”.